Hey dad, it’s me.

Why can’t you see?

I wonder why.

stole my dads candy whee

stole my dads candy whee

thelawisnotbooped:

do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION

tyleroakley:

The ultimate Vine plot twist.

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

“You can’t protect everyone.”

“I have to.”

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder that tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

shorm:

lotsalipstick:

BOOM roasted 

…this man is literally more concerned with imaginary possible future oppression than actual real current oppression and feels perfectly okay saying that. How fucking full of yourself can you get?